He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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