her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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