Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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