if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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