so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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