theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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