I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He shit in the fireplace
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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