I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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