Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
