if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
