I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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