you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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