So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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