i think my mom watched the whole time
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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