FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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