Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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