i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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