She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I need to sanitize my soul.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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