he shaved USA in his pubs
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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