Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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