My nipple is on Facebook.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
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so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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