Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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