Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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