You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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