I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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