the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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