terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize
