i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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