Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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