Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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