I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
