so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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