So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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