You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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