We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Still dying that you shit outside
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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