sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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