This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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