If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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