She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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