She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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