Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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