yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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