Dual....:-)
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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