We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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