wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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