If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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