of course. lets lasso hookers.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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