you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
