One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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