so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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