everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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