Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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