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(708): View more from Illinois

Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.

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(503): View more from Oregon

do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.

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(407): View more from Florida

i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?

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(772): View more from Florida

I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.

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